Thursday, 26 August 2010
I almost feel bad giving a mediocre review to a park. Yea, you know, a place with trees, picnickers and such. Like how can it defend its poor dried up self? It's like picking on Phyllis Diller. But seriously Phoenix, this is our big, main park? This is our Central Park? Ugh! Well let's just say that SISP needs a makeover more than Ty Pennington needs to put down the damn megaphone. Yeah. More than that. I've been here for many events. More recently to walk our beloved Schnauzer, Emilie. This massive inner city, urban park was completely empty on a Sunday afternoon. Mind you it was 158 degrees out. So how about making some water-type activities available? And I don't mean the sludgy pond with the homeless man peeing in it. Dare I say, a water slide? Or putt putt golf where it mists on you all the time. Or the world's largest slip-n-slide! Let's be creative here! The grass was crunchier than a Berkley lesbian. The landscape was as desolate as Jessica Simpson's mind. Sad. Just sad. I want a landmark park people! Any ideas?
