Thursday, 09 September 2010

Dependable.
Like your favorite uncle who sneaks you sips of beer.
Dependable.
Like shrinkage after a cold shower.
Dependable.
Well. Like Depend undergarments. Dependable.
Houston's. Solid. Dependable. And you know what? Damn tasty! Rickie and I shared the hickory burger and the oh so famous spinach dip. First off, I have to say how much I LOVE Houston's fries. Totally my fave in all of fry land! Our burger was ordered MW, as Rickie likes it, and arrived exactly as ordered. And even though I'm more of a MR guy with my burgers, this patty did not disappoint. It was still juicy and delicious.
Service is really great. We all know that. It was less robotic than I remembered and for that I was grateful. Wow! Thank you Stepford Houston's. Have you loosened the Bolo tie recently?
The crowd was uncanny for a Sunday afternoon. Rickie asked me if there was a hooker convention in town. It was like a slut buffet parading around.
Thanks Houston's. Good to know we can still depend on you.
Like humidiy in Houston.
Like scorching temps in Phoenix.
Like Paris and Lindsay doing time.

