Tuesday, 08 March 2011
The following is my review of my new dental team. My message is much larger however...TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOUTH and it will take care of you! Now. Go. Read. Smile. Then drink some wine!
OK I say they change the name of Open Wide Dental to Up and Died Dental. And I mean that in only a good way. Walking into this dental office is like walking into a boutique hotel lobby. Modern. Clean. Well designed. Warm. Light. Fountain. Massage chairs....
What? Wait. What?
Yep.
Massage chairs people. Far away from the sounds of gurgling, drilling and chunks of plaque and tartar hitting the wall, are two massage chairs in the second room off the main lobby. I thought, "probably going to be some cheap ass novelty chair". "Probably no better than the vibrating beds at Lita's Motel (hourly rates on the weekend!) in Champlain, Minnesota" (it was a prom thing, don't ask). These are state of the art baby and nearly put me to sleep. I went with Swedish and I believe there were two other options. What a brilliant idea. They told me some of their patients come early for appointments just to have a good massage. DONE!
Now the bad news is I need some work done. Ugh. UGH! Dental work. UGH! Not only did I have x rays done, but a teeny, tiny little camera was in my mouth taking pictures. Pahleeze! If these walls could talk honey! The pictures were amazing to see. The details were, well, actually pretty gross. Ewww...
I was well taken care of by all. Seriously. Not only will I be VERY early to my next appointment (end of March in case anyone wants to join me in the next massage chair...you bring the champagne!)...but I may just book a room for the night.
Something tells me I would find a mint on my pillow.
Yep. Up and Died.
